18-Jun-91 17:39 from Emanuel Levy @ Eagle's Roost II
Straight form the winter 1990 issue of BOOKENDS A NEWSLETTER FOR YOUNG
ADULTS BY THE OCEAN COUNTY LIBARY
TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE SURE WESLEY CRUSHER NEVER RETURNS TO THE ENTERPRISE
BY BILL JOHNSON:
SPREAD HIS MOLECULES OVER SPACE WITH THE TRANSPORTER
USE HIM AS A TARGET TO IMPROVE SECURITY'S PHASER ACCURACY
PLACE HIM IN THE WARP DRIVE AND ACCELERATE
GIVE HIM TO THE ROLMULANS
WRING HIS NECK
HAVE ONE OF THE DOORS CLOSE ON HIM
IMPLANT A TRIBBLE IN HIS STOMACH
CREATE A NEW THEORY OF RELATIVITY,NO RELATIVES OF A SHIP'S DOCTOR ALLOWED ON
BOARD
HAVE DEANNA TROI BREAATH IN REAL DEEP AND GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK
I only counted 9 but I thought they were fun.
[Note: From Generic BBS, 732-389-8473.] |
